The Angels players, all personally offended by the public’s plea for outside help, will rally behind the return of Kendry Morales and Tim Salmon.
Torii Hunter, who for so long called for Carl Crawford to become a Halo, will pretend he was happy with the roster all along.
At the same time owner Arte Moreno will claim that he believed in the players within the organization enough not to spend money on big name free agents.
The players themselves, however, will only use their anger towards Moreno as motivation to not only win each game but also to slaughter their opponent in any way possible.
On May 20, Torii Hunter will hit a walk-off homerun against the Atlanta Braves, and in the ensuing celebration he will break his leg, much like Morales, only there will be player testimonies that do not add up. An investigation will follow.