I am 760 pounds of solid bronze living in my new digs in Monument Park. I’m seven feet wide, wider than CC Sabathia is tall. And I’m five feet tall, taller than CC Sabathia is wide.
I dwarf all these other plaques around me of famous Yankees. Because I am the Boss. People walk by and look my way and say, “God, look at the size of that plaque.” It’s 35 square feet of STEINBRENNER!
When I say I am bronze, I mean it. I’m the color all these young muscle builders at the beach yearn to be.
Hey you, Joe DiMaggio plaque! How do you like ME now that I’m next door to you? Are you able to get a Mr. Coffee out here, Mr. Joe DiMaggio plaque? Does the ghost of Marilyn Monroe float by and say, “That’s my Joe’s plaque?"
Hey you, Babe Ruth plaque! Mr. Bambino, I’m in ...
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