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New York Mets: The 5 Biggest Overpaid BUMS in Mets History

Let’s face it: The economy isn’t getting any better. Gas prices are going way up and the jobs market still stinks, regardless of what Mr. Obama is telling you.

In the spirit of wasting money, here in no particular order, is the unofficial Evan Haffner “5 Most Overpaid Bums In New York Mets History.”

And congratulations to Kei Igawa for winning the award four years in a row by stealing money from the Yankees!

How can we not start with Bobby Bonilla?  Good old Bobby Bo from the Bronx.  With that fake smile that only a used car salesman could love! 

In 1992 he signed a $29 million five-year contract with the Mets.  He went on to play for some awful Mets teams, had some public run-ins with the media and ultimately is the poster boy for guys who definitely don’t belong in New York.  But since those that don’t follow history are doomed to repeat it, the Mets actually brought him back for Round 2 in 1999.  The new and fatter Bobby Bo hit a robust .160 in 119 at-bats but is more known for playing cards with teammate Rickey Henderson in the clubhouse during an NLCS battle with the Atlanta Braves.  What’s more shocking is that he still hung around MLB for two more seasons with the Braves and Cardinals.  I guess it pays to know someone who knows someone!

Next up…Carlos Beltran.  I’m sorry, I’ve never been a big fan of this guy and his bloated contract is based mainly on his 2004 postseason with the Houston Astros.  Yes, he hit 41 homers in the 2006 season and yes, he had 100+ RBI’s from 2006-2008.  But he also was a big part of the 2007/2008 teams that gagged it up down the stretch and although he claims he is healthy now, is in the last year of a contract with gimpy knees.   He’s just not a superstar who’s getting superstar money!

Third, Armando Benitez: It’s not that he had a huge contract.  He definitely didn’t rob the Mets like others did.  He was just a bum.  Yes, he saved 160 games for the Mets from ’99 to ’03. (Can’t believe it was really that many!)  But did he ever save the “big one?”  Perfect example of a guy that looks unhittable on a Wednesday night in April but goes to pieces in September.  Makes K-Rod look like Rollie Fingers!

Fourth…Carlos Baerga.  If you ever look up guys that just lost all their talent and ability in about five minutes, here is your guy!   Came to NY in 1996 and promptly hit .193 in the last 26 games of the season.  Hit the softest .267 ever, (with only 75 extra base hits) over parts of three seasons.  Was a .300 hitter when he left Cleveland, yet was a shell of his original self when he arrived in Flushing.

Fifth…Jeff Kent.  Bad dude who didn’t belong in NY.  Although I do give him his props for wanting to fight Barry Bonds in the dugout when he got to San Francisco.  Kent was traded from Toronto in the summer of 1992 for David Cone.  All Cone did was help the Blue Jays win a World Series.  Kent played on some lousy Mets teams for parts of five years and hit .279.  He went on to the Giants, Dodgers and Astros and became more of a superstar that the Mets envisioned when they got him as he won the MVP in 2000 with SF.

Honorable mentions:

  • Aaron Heilman
  • Kaz Matsui
  • Roberto Alomar
  • Jason Bay, (work in progress!)…

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Mets Baseball & The Single Guy.(Or My Admiration For Lisa Murphy & Betty Nguyen)

 With apologies to Helen Gurley Brown who wrote the book, “Sex and the Single Girl” in 1962, (which was not only groundbreaking but also considered quite taboo and provocative, especially considering it was the Feel-Good ’60’s) my version is much tamer.

This is my first baseball season as a single Dad. 

My son Noah turned two last Thanksgiving.  While his Mother is a Yankees fan, (not a real one, just one that jumped on the bandwagon about seven years ago) Noah will definitely NOT be seen around town in a Derek Jeter jersey or any other Yankee paraphernalia. 

He can be a Pittsburgh Pirates fan, (are there more than 35 or so left?) as long as he is not a Yankees fan. 

We might even dress him up in a Andrew McCutchen No. 22 jersey, size 2T,  once the weather gets a little warmer here on the East Coast. 

While Noah did have an Aaron Rodgers jersey on both before and after the Super Bowl, no one will accuse us of being front runners in the baseball department.

As a depressed/disgusted New York Mets fan, there probably won’t be much to be excited about in Flushing this year. 

Now before you say that I am setting my son up for a lifetime of disappointment and heartbreak, things can definitely change. 

Thankfully the Omar Minaya era is over. 

I’ve had enough of seeing them pick up bums like Livan Hernandez, Raul Cassanova and Nelson Figueroa. 

Oh wait, didn’t they pick up guys like Chris Young, Chris Capuano and Scott Hairston?  Well, at least some of the guys picked up off the scrapheap might have something left in the tank. 

Just because you’re doing things on the cheap does not definitely mean it will be a disaster, right?  I mean, where have you gone Tom Hausman and Junior Naboa?

Terry Collins seems like a nice man and with only a two year contract as his job security, I believe he will keep his team playing hard, regardless of the talent level. 

I don’t think you’ll see Jose Reyes doing that goofy dance when the Mets are blowing out the Astros in May. 

As a matter of fact, you might even see Jose in a different uniform by the middle of the summer as I really don’t think the Mets will re-sign him. Most likely they will try to get something in return for him, especially if they are out of it.

Although the Wilpons claim that GM Sandy Alderson does not have financial limitations put on him, I think that is just nonsense. 

It is obvious the Madoff situation is hitting the Mets hard and they are not in a good place right now. 

The Phillies have a ferocious rotation and the Braves and the Marlins are just better. If this team is below .500 by Memorial Weekend, Citi Field will be an easy place to get cheap seats on Stubhub.

Now, in reference to my title… Lisa Murphy from Bloomberg TV and Betty Nguyen from CBS The Early Show are two of the most beautiful/sexy women on TV.  If anyone knows if they’re single, please let them know they have an admirer here in me!

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