I hate Matt Kemp.
As a diehard San Francisco Giants fan, I’m contractually obligated to hate the best player on the Los Angeles Dodgers and that is, most definitely, Kemp. Right now, the 27-year-old is the best player in Major League Baseball and the competition ain’t particularly close. So, with all due respect to Clayton Kershaw, Kemp is the finest specimen the Bums have to offer and has been for several years now.
For most of those years, it was easy to despise Rihanna’s ex.
But as the man said, no good thing lasts forever.