Unless you’ve forgotten to pay the electric bill, by now you have seen the Jay Bruce monster shot that gave the Cincinnati Reds their first division title in 15 years.

But just who are these guys that some team’s fans will watch for at least three games?

I am an expert when it comes to this team.

This season, I have lived vicariously through all of them, I’ve tried to call them, I send them gifts, I’ve stalked, and currently I wear an ankle bracelet.

So if you’re interested in reading the greatest scouting report ever, follow your old buddy Illya on over to the next slide and let’s take a look-see at the lineup the Reds will use in their first playoff game.

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